{"product_id":"hexes-for-the-modern-age","title":"Hexes For the Modern Age","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHexes For the Modern Age\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eby Val Brains\u003cbr\u003eSkyhorse Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLet’s face it: most people irritate us. \u003cem\u003eHexes for the Modern Age\u003c\/em\u003e is a tongue-in-cheek approach to giving these folks a taste of their own medicine. While inspired by witches’ curses of the past, this is a gift book of 120 funny spells specific to the smartphone-obsessed, overworked, hipster-drenched reality of the present day. Organized by category—love, work, roommates, traffic, pets, weddings, and so on—each hex is accompanied by an irreverent, Demetri Martin–type line drawing. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSpells include: \u003cbr\u003e- “May you start turning into your parents way earlier than you expected.” \u003cbr\u003e- “May all the cords to your electronics become entangled in a massive death coil.” \u003cbr\u003e- “May a full-size parking space that appears to be open actually be taken up by a tiny Vespa scooter.” \u003cbr\u003e- “May you always have 3 percent phone battery when you have no idea where you’re going and it’s in the middle of nowhere and there’s no one else around.” \u003cbr\u003eAnd many, many more!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Spiritus Arcanum","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49080859558140,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/8696\/9340\/files\/hexes-for-the-modern-age.jpg?v=1778342344","url":"https:\/\/spiritusarcanum.com\/products\/hexes-for-the-modern-age","provider":"Spiritus Arcanum","version":"1.0","type":"link"}